Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 28, 2015

Well, that’s a relief that it’ll only see the inside of a drawer. And I’m impressed that she has a drawer devoted only to swimsuits. My swimsuit is shoved wherever I have space, usually next to my t-shirts.And I’m sure she’ll try to write this off on her taxes as a “failed investment” or something. .Hello Cathy friends! Thursday and almost the end of the month already! Wow…

Watching Cathy waste her money really sends the Scottish part of me into painful spasms.

Aw, Cathy, you’ve never been a size 2 in your life. You’re a real woman with real curves – embrace it!

I think I’ve got a bikini in one of my Scottish drawers . . . couldn’t tell you which one, though. And no – I’ve never worn it!

It’s over thirty years since I wore a swimsuit . . .

Given how expensive 2-piece swimsuits are these days due to the fact that stores are now selling them separately so they can charge at least twice what they’re really worth, why is Cathy buying a bikini that’s not only waaaaayyyyyy too small for her but will also never see the light of day again once she puts it in her “swimsuit drawer”? What a ridiculous waste of money (not to mention drawer space) . . . especially with a wedding coming up! But that’s beside the point. I thought she was there to buy a new swimsuit for her upcoming honeymoon somewhere on a beach? How is this going to help that???

Hi, rgcviper!

Anona Mouse: I saw your earlier post on Stone Soup. Happy 49th “Anniversary” to you and your lucky hubby!!!!! Hope it’s a really great one!!!!! ;-)

Hello and Happy Thursday, fellow Cathy fans. Hope everyone had a really great day today! :-)

Might fit your big toe, Cathy.

AACK—I was this close to breaking out the Brain Bleach again … but I suppose an [eye-roll] will suffice..

lindz: I love the “big toe” idea. Funny.

HI, MOM. Greetings, “Cathy” Clan.