Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 19, 2014
October 18, 2014
October 20, 2014
Transcript:
Saleswoman then: That will be $98. Cathy then: Are you out of your mind?! Saleswoman now: That will be $98. Cathy now: Thank heavens! Then: Eliminates fine lines. Now: Eliminates the need for a $6000 face lift and the risk of looking like a snare drum for the rest of one's life. Then: Reduces crow's-feet. Now: Reduces the need for a $1,600 per year program of injections of the muscle-paralyzing toxin that cause botulism. Then: Diminishes blotches. Now: Diminishes the need for a $1,000 chemical peel and a week of lost pay while the face recovers from having all its aging skin burned off. 2003: Bargain shopping comes to cosmetics.
Loijen over 9 years ago
Not wearing all that crap eliminates the need of spending every penny you can scratch up buying all that crap that is not good for you.
rgcviper over 9 years ago
Anything to eliminate constant [eye-rolls]? Didn’t think so, but was just checking.
HI, MOM. Good Sunday Morning, Clan.
Gretchen's Mom over 9 years ago
Aaron & Dr. Billy: The last time we heard from either one of you was 2 years ago today. All your friends here on “Cathy’s Corner” love and miss you both so much. Wherever you are, we hope you’re happy, safe and doing well. Please come back to us again soon!!!!!
lightenup Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m ignoring the strip today, and echoing GretchensMom’s message. Aaron & Dr. Billy, we do miss you a lot! You guys are one-of-a-kind and really brightened my days. I hope you are doing okay, and I also hope you’ll come back again one day! ((hugs))
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yup — I miss our guys too!! Don’t know what happened to them, but sure wish we could hear from them again. :(