Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 10, 2014
August 09, 2014
August 11, 2014
Transcript:
Cathy: I'll have one scoop of chocolate chip in a sugar cone. Saleswoman: Certainly. That will be 325 calories. 33 grams of sugar...16 grams of fat...42 grams of carbs... But it can be much less. Following the selfless lead of fast-food giants across teh country we are proud to now also offer obesity-fighting healthy alternatives! Perhaps a fat-free frozen yogurt? Sugar-free ice milk? Lite organic berry sorbet in a non-edible cup? You can even ask for our new "down-sized" portion! See? All clearly listed on our fun new "healhy snackers" poster! Simply sign here to reject our healthy options...or do you wish to change your order?? Cathy: I'll have a triple scoop of double fudge on a chocolate-dipped jumbo waffle cone with sprinkles!! Saleswoman: Liability, down. Sales, up.
rgcviper over 9 years ago
Ow—I think my head exploded. Again.
Although, Cathy’s final order DOES sound really tasty.
HI, MOM. Good Sunday Morning, “Cathy” Clan.
Gretchen's Mom over 9 years ago
Congratulations, Cathy. You just played right into the saleslady’s hands with all that nonsense she spouted and bought a much more expensive ice cream treat than you originally ordered. Oh, well. If you’re gonna go extra-tasty, sugary and calorie-filled, then you might as well GO BIG!!!!! ;-)
Hi, rgcviper!
Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone’s having a really nice day today!
ORMouseworks over 9 years ago
Yay, Cathy! Sometimes you’ve Got to eat Real ice-cream! I hope you all have had a fun Sunday! ;)
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
Too many choices — just order what you want and DON’T sign anything!!