Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 27, 2014
May 26, 2014
May 28, 2014
Transcript:
Saleswoman: The womanly curves of Catherine Zeta-Jones... The saucy, round rear of J.Lo... The voluptous allure of Salma Hayek... Put it all together and what do you have?? Cathy: Me, trying to squash three bodies into one foot of spandex!! Swim 2003, year of the healthy body image
ORMouseworks almost 10 years ago
Hmmmm…have you tried diet and exercise, Cathy? Spandex Is unforgiving, you know… I hope everyone’s day goes smoothly…take some time and smell the roses (they are beautiful this time of year). ;)
summerdog86 almost 10 years ago
Who has more fun than Cathy every year at bathing suit time?
UM5 almost 10 years ago
Cathy just think of the frustration you could save by being a nudist……
2252895 almost 10 years ago
I have seen many a women who should not be wearing spandex.
jbarnes almost 10 years ago
Cathy… stop trying to fit into clothes that aren’t your size. You will look and feel a world better. Also, there is a reason that half of every swimsuit section is devoted to cover-ups.
QuietStorm27 almost 10 years ago
I planned to get in shape this summer but I broke my elbow last Wednesday trying to roller skate on my daughter’s birthday….makes it really difficult to exercise.
Hello Cathy clan, enjoy the rest of your day.
midland1967 almost 10 years ago
In study hall, the guys and I liked to see big sister, Karen, walk to her table. Karen had a sexy walk. But you had much more, you were an intelligent girl.Peanuts’s Charles Schulz recognized your genius in “Cathy”. Tom says you are his best friend. Tom wrote for Seinfeld, the Simpsons and SNL. But you are his equal.Miss Perfect: You are the size you were 16. But you are never going to have Karen’s walk. Cathy, you can’t have everything.
midland1967 almost 10 years ago
All these years, I thought I had made you mad. You were just telling that you were going to be an ad executive. I forgot you were the son of your family. Your parents had only three daughters. You were the smart one.You were the good son. I was the bad son. You lived up to the expectations of your parents. Instead of going to Washington DC like my father wanted, I volunteered for Vietnam. I didn’t marry a nice Chinese girl. I married a pretty little Mexican girl. I still remember him asking if the child had Chinese eyes.You were a pretty girl who deserved that beautiful wedding. But you were too busy for their dreams.
Gretchen's Mom almost 10 years ago
Again, Cathy . . . . just go with last year’s model and forget about it. Who besides you is going to know the truth . . . or even care for that matter? All you’re going to do is lay by the pool anyhow — just like last year — so why do you need yet another new swimsuit this year? What a ridiculous waste of money!!!!!
Hi, rgcviper!
Hello and Happy Tuesday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone had a really great Memorial Day weekend and a nice day today, too.
rgcviper almost 10 years ago
Should we be thankful she used the curtain as a cover-up?
Regarding some of the images in the comments: Brain Bleach—stat! Ha.
HI, MOM. Hello, “Cathy” Clan.