Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for January 08, 2013

Easier to just camp out under the kid’s chair.

Can of compressed air, the kind you clean your keyboard with = no more jumping into plate or table. My cats would sooner starve than risk the Alpha Cat HISSS of an air can!Beg on the other hand they both do extremely well…

My cat seems to be too proud to beg and seems content with her “Whiskas” showing no interest in people food.

Had one cat that could tell time. When I called my husband for dinner, if he wasn’t down in 5 minutes, she would jump on his chair and start checking out what was for dinner. Had another cat my husband would put on the table. She would check out what was for dinner, distract him and steal the meat portion of his dinner. She never did that to me or the kids, just him.

Move over Sophie you have competition in the mooching department.

aaaaaawwwww

These cats look like a cross between ewoks and little foxes. I don’t like them.

I’ve never seen a cat with utterly black eyes. Consider a cat’s-eye marble.

simpsonfan2 said:Cats don’t beg. They jump up onto the table and take.

— So true, so true! We brought home a new kitten, 13 weeks. First thing it did was jump into the middle of my dinner plate at help itself to the chicken, linguini, and even the broccoli! That was just the beginning of this kitten’s adventures. Miss that cat!

Someone once made a comment about their cat jumped on the top of a smooth top electric stove right after they turned it off. Cat never did that again.

Lose the cats. They aren’t adding anything to the strip.

I have known cats that will check out your breathe – to the point of trying to open your mouth – just to make sure you haven’t had any tuna.