Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 09, 2012

I think that applies to our present politicians

“Same old pantsuit different fit…”Not a real top 40 hit…A country song could maybe use it…“Gained ten pounds and couldn’t lose it…I lose keys so fast it’s funny, I’ve lost boyfriends, I’ve lost moneyNothing sticks around for long…except my hips..” well there’s your song…

I wear the same sized pants that I wore 25 years ago. You know what I’ve discovered? People gain weight because they don’t know any better, and don’t really care. I’ve yet to meet ANYONE that couldn’t lose weight through diet and exercise, but that’s too much for most people.

To lose weight I will stop at nothing, short of diet and exercise.

@SusanSunshine – that’s amazing, I could also hear the idea of music behind it. Thanks for the laugh, I’m trying to find a tune to hum it to myself.

Conservation of Mass is a fundamental law of nature. If mass disappears from one place, it reappears somewhere else. In the Frazz universe, if it disappears from Jane Plainwell, it apparently reappears on Mrs. Olsen.

why do women wear pantsuits?

Same church, different pew.

I had a good friend who just couldn’t loose weight, her hormones were out of wack and the docs gave her dozens of differn med mixes, then they finally did and MRI and found a brain toumor. They removed it and in 8 months she lost 60 lbs. O/c she also lost her sense of smell. But there really are peopel who CAN NOT lose weight “with diet.”.Exercise on the other hand has been shown time and again to result in greater calorie consumption, but hey, you’re already ignoring medicince so why not ignore it some more?

I lost 45 pounds in one month. All it took was a bout with bone cancer.