Frazz by Jef Mallett


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  1. madmonk73

    madmonk73 said, almost 4 years ago

    I think that applies to our present politicians

  2. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    “Same old pantsuit different fit…”
    Not a real top 40 hit…
    A country song could maybe use it…
    “Gained ten pounds and couldn’t lose it…

    I lose keys so fast it’s funny,
    I’ve lost boyfriends, I’ve lost money
    Nothing sticks around for long…
    except my hips..” well there’s your song…

  3. Stray9999

    Stray9999 said, almost 4 years ago


    What’s really scary is that I could hear the music while reading it. Love the lyrics, by the way.

  4. defunctdoormat

    defunctdoormat said, almost 4 years ago

    I wear the same sized pants that I wore 25 years ago. You know what I’ve discovered? People gain weight because they don’t know any better, and don’t really care. I’ve yet to meet ANYONE that couldn’t lose weight through diet and exercise, but that’s too much for most people.

  5. rollerposter

    rollerposter said, almost 4 years ago

    To lose weight I will stop at nothing, short of diet and exercise.

  6. cabalonrye

    cabalonrye said, almost 4 years ago

    @SusanSunshine – that’s amazing, I could also hear the idea of music behind it. Thanks for the laugh, I’m trying to find a tune to hum it to myself.

  7. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, almost 4 years ago

    Conservation of Mass is a fundamental law of nature. If mass disappears from one place, it reappears somewhere else. In the Frazz universe, if it disappears from Jane Plainwell, it apparently reappears on Mrs. Olsen.

  8. QuiteDragon

    QuiteDragon said, almost 4 years ago


    I am sure you are right. There is no telling how many of them wear pantsuits, and I hear songwriting among the political set is rampant.

  9. t0c

    t0c said, almost 4 years ago


    I’ve met several people who couldn’t lose weight through diet and exercise. One had her doctor tell her he could help her lose weight by changing her meds – and she’d be the prettiest corpse in the morgue. Another was told that she actually did have an extremely low metabolism, but the cure would probably be more dangerous than the excess weight.

    You’ve probably met a few people like that, they just don’t go around telling every stranger they meet that disease and side effects did that to them.

    Oh yeah, my brother was the same as you, never gained weight – until he hit 50 and middle age and construction work injuries plopped 50 extra pounds on him. Good luck avoiding that.


    USAFMSGT said, almost 4 years ago


    And we are all real happy for you. Now please don’t say that again.

  11. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, almost 4 years ago

    why do women wear pantsuits?

  12. ncalifgirl58

    ncalifgirl58 said, almost 4 years ago


    They are easy and comfy. Some of us don’t care if we are latest style.

  13. Snoopy_Fan

    Snoopy_Fan said, almost 4 years ago


    Great job, Ms. Sunshine!

  14. Cosa Nostril

    Cosa Nostril said, almost 4 years ago

    Same church, different pew.

  15. water_moon

    water_moon said, almost 4 years ago

    I had a good friend who just couldn’t loose weight, her hormones were out of wack and the docs gave her dozens of differn med mixes, then they finally did and MRI and found a brain toumor. They removed it and in 8 months she lost 60 lbs. O/c she also lost her sense of smell. But there really are peopel who CAN NOT lose weight “with diet.”
    Exercise on the other hand has been shown time and again to result in greater calorie consumption, but hey, you’re already ignoring medicince so why not ignore it some more?

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