Monty by Jim Meddick for December 12, 2012
December 11, 2012
December 13, 2012
Transcript:
He sees you when you're sleeping... He knows when you're awake... He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for... Switch click All I want to know is where he placed the monitoring device...
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
Remember when Monty had a job as a department store Santa and he got carried away with the power?
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
I forget that. But if Santa sees you when your sleepign and knows when your awake and knows if you’ve been bad or good, why then does he ask you your name and if you’ve been good?
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
C’mon, E.B.! Alien Santa’s technology department has advanced far beyond old-fashioned monitoring devices. He uses highly mobile nanobots that are too small and too fast for you to catch!
ajnotales over 11 years ago
I’ve always wondered, based on this description, if Santa was a stalker, or God …
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hmm, peeping tom, stalker. Santa and I have privacy issues. I still love him, however.
repsherr over 11 years ago
Why does a robot need a bed?
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Look for the elf on the shelf.
I was about 5 and going to see Santa. He sat me on his lap.Santa: Have you been a good girl this year.Me: Well, most of the time.Then, I wondered why everyone nearby was laughing.