Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. tattooedcyberidiot

    tattooedcyberidiot said, about 2 years ago

    Remember when Monty had a job as a department store Santa and he got carried away with the power?

  2. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I forget that. But if Santa sees you when your sleepign and knows when your awake and knows if you’ve been bad or good, why then does he ask you your name and if you’ve been good?

  3. htownkev

    htownkev GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Suzanne

    It’s a test.

  4. tattooedcyberidiot

    tattooedcyberidiot said, about 2 years ago

    @htownkev

    No, it’s to confirm your identity. He also asks your date of birth

  5. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 2 years ago

    @Suzanne

    Not to mention making his list and checking it TWICE!
    Maybe the old man has Alzheimers’ issues.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    C’mon, E.B.! Alien Santa’s technology department has advanced far beyond old-fashioned monitoring devices. He uses highly mobile nanobots that are too small and too fast for you to catch!

  7. ajnotales

    ajnotales said, about 2 years ago

    I’ve always wondered, based on this description, if Santa was a stalker, or God …

  8. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Hmm, peeping tom, stalker. Santa and I have privacy issues. I still love him, however.

  9. nearsighted

    nearsighted said, about 2 years ago

    Why does a robot need a bed?

  10. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 2 years ago

    @nearsighted

    I hope you aren’t going to be offensively roboticist.

  11. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Look for the elf on the shelf.


    I was about 5 and going to see Santa. He sat me on his lap.
    Santa: Have you been a good girl this year.
    Me: Well, most of the time.
    Then, I wondered why everyone nearby was laughing.

  12. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @nearsighted

    Look at his feet. He’s tired.

  13. Bobongo

    Bobongo said, about 2 years ago

    @Saucy1121

    Adults laugh at the darndest things.

  14. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, about 2 years ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Nah. Santa believes in measure twice, cut once. (back in the day when ALL the presents were of wood & cloth). Its to make sure you are you. and not that nasty kid over there, behind the pillar, plotting …………

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