Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. tattooedcyberidiot

    tattooedcyberidiot said, 5 months ago

    Remember when Monty had a job as a department store Santa and he got carried away with the power?

  2. Suzanne

    Suzanne said, 5 months ago

    I forget that. But if Santa sees you when your sleepign and knows when your awake and knows if you’ve been bad or good, why then does he ask you your name and if you’ve been good?

  3. htownkev

    htownkev said, 5 months ago

    @Suzanne

    It’s a test.

  4. tattooedcyberidiot

    tattooedcyberidiot said, 5 months ago

    @htownkev

    No, it’s to confirm your identity. He also asks your date of birth

  5. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 5 months ago

    @Suzanne

    Not to mention making his list and checking it TWICE!
    Maybe the old man has Alzheimers’ issues.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    C’mon, E.B.! Alien Santa’s technology department has advanced far beyond old-fashioned monitoring devices. He uses highly mobile nanobots that are too small and too fast for you to catch!

  7. ajnotales

    ajnotales said, 5 months ago

    I’ve always wondered, based on this description, if Santa was a stalker, or God …

  8. Martin Booda

    Martin Booda said, 5 months ago

    Remember the last scene of the movie [i]The Conversation[/i], with Gene Hackman?

  9. Suzanne

    Suzanne said, 5 months ago

    Hmm, peeping tom, stalker. Santa and I have privacy issues. I still love him, however.

  10. nearsighted

    nearsighted said, 5 months ago

    Why does a robot need a bed?

  11. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 5 months ago

    @nearsighted

    I hope you aren’t going to be offensively roboticist.

  12. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 said, 5 months ago

    Look for the elf on the shelf.


    I was about 5 and going to see Santa. He sat me on his lap.
    Santa: Have you been a good girl this year.
    Me: Well, most of the time.
    Then, I wondered why everyone nearby was laughing.

  13. Coyoty

    Coyoty said, 5 months ago

    @nearsighted

    Look at his feet. He’s tired.

  14. Bobongo

    Bobongo said, 5 months ago

    @Saucy1121

    Adults laugh at the darndest things.

  15. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, 5 months ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Nah. Santa believes in measure twice, cut once. (back in the day when ALL the presents were of wood & cloth). Its to make sure you are you. and not that nasty kid over there, behind the pillar, plotting …………

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