Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 22, 2012
December 21, 2012
December 23, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Something wrong, Penny? Penny: After careful examination, I see that Patrick has six presents under the tree, and I only have five! Patrick: But your five gifts outweigh my six gifts by a total of 14 ounces! Ralph: I wish they put this much research into their school assignments!
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
So give the girl 14 ounces of antimatter. Problem solved!
jpsomebody over 11 years ago
Last year I gave everyone gift cards……Was everyone happy? No, they expected them to be preloaded with money!
PoodleGroomer over 11 years ago
Rechargeable lithium batteries weigh less, cost more, and are in the better presents.
Jaythor about 1 year ago
Spoiled with too much time on their hands. They need more chores.