But he failed to tell you Ziggy, that it has three levels of failsafe protection. In order to arm the Device, you first need to activate switch one. Then, you need to activate switch two. Then (and stay with me here, because this is where it gets a little crazy), you need to activate switch three. Switch three is a key switch, and only authorized personnel should have a copy of the key. Once all three switches are turned on (in order) the Main light will glow red. This means the TOASTER is armed and very dangerous. All that is left to do is flip back the plastic shield and press the red button for an explosive sound effect. But what really happens when you press the button? I’m not sure. Perhaps years of burnt toast will explode right in your face; perhaps your bank account lowers by a fraction of a cent; perhaps the next four years will be better. But one thing is clear – before pushing the button, you must ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
the law of which country?
thirdguy over 11 years ago
Button, heck. The thing will probably crap out after 2 or 3 months anyway.
ted.hering over 11 years ago
Maybe the toaster is satanic…?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSwnWw65Wo
Allan CB Premium Member over 11 years ago
Must be North America, as that’s a Sunbeam™ Toaster. :D
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 11 years ago
The FCCCP strikes again!
2252895 over 11 years ago
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Wishing you all the best today and throughout the year.
bsisler21 over 11 years ago
Actually, it’s a Toastmaster. Isn’t that copyright infringement?
boldyuma over 11 years ago
It’s a “Mission Impossible” Toaster..
“Mr Phelps..If any of your toast is popped up or burnt
The secretary will dis-avow all knowledge of your operations."
“This toaster will self destruct in 5 seconds.”
DrMoses over 11 years ago
But he failed to tell you Ziggy, that it has three levels of failsafe protection. In order to arm the Device, you first need to activate switch one. Then, you need to activate switch two. Then (and stay with me here, because this is where it gets a little crazy), you need to activate switch three. Switch three is a key switch, and only authorized personnel should have a copy of the key. Once all three switches are turned on (in order) the Main light will glow red. This means the TOASTER is armed and very dangerous. All that is left to do is flip back the plastic shield and press the red button for an explosive sound effect. But what really happens when you press the button? I’m not sure. Perhaps years of burnt toast will explode right in your face; perhaps your bank account lowers by a fraction of a cent; perhaps the next four years will be better. But one thing is clear – before pushing the button, you must ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?