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   templo SUD said, 6 months ago

   the law of which country?
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   Thirdguy said, 6 months ago

   Button, heck. The thing will probably crap out after 2 or 3 months anyway.
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   ted.hering said, 6 months ago

   Maybe the toaster is satanic…?
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSwnWw65Wo
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   George Tirebiter said, 6 months ago

   The Law of Planned Obsolescence.
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   Allan said, 6 months ago

   Must be North America, as that’s a Sunbeam™ Toaster. :D
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   Newenglandah said, 6 months ago

   @templo SUD

   Walmart.
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   natureboyfig4 said, 6 months ago

   The FCCCP strikes again!
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   washingtoneagle said, 6 months ago

   Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Wishing you all the best today and throughout the year.
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   Michael wme said, 6 months ago

   Any self-respecting villain who has shopped at VillainSource (née Villainsupply) knows that everything they sell must have an “accessible, convenient, obvious self-destruct mechanism”.
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    bscomics said, 6 months ago

    Actually, it’s a Toastmaster. Isn’t that copyright infringement?
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    boldyuma said, 6 months ago

    It’s a “Mission Impossible” Toaster..

    “Mr Phelps..If any of your toast is popped up or burnt

    The secretary will dis-avow all knowledge of your operations."

    “This toaster will self destruct in 5 seconds.”
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    Allan said, 6 months ago

    @bscomics

    You’d think, with me HAVING a Toastmaster, I’d know the logo!
    Probably not infringement.
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    DrMoses said, 6 months ago

    But he failed to tell you Ziggy, that it has three levels of failsafe protection. In order to arm the Device, you first need to activate switch one. Then, you need to activate switch two. Then (and stay with me here, because this is where it gets a little crazy), you need to activate switch three. Switch three is a key switch, and only authorized personnel should have a copy of the key. Once all three switches are turned on (in order) the Main light will glow red. This means the TOASTER is armed and very dangerous. All that is left to do is flip back the plastic shield and press the red button for an explosive sound effect. But what really happens when you press the button? I’m not sure. Perhaps years of burnt toast will explode right in your face; perhaps your bank account lowers by a fraction of a cent; perhaps the next four years will
    be better. But one thing is clear – before pushing the button, you must ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?
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