Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 12, 2014
January 11, 2014
January 13, 2014
Transcript:
Bixby: How come there aren't any cool cartoon characters anymore? Where are the Top Cats? The Yogi Bears? They're all cloying little brats or hapless imbeciles now. Ralston: I'm not cool? Bixby: Ralston, you're the biggest nerd I know. Ralston: Well, what about you? Bixby: Ahh, I'm just a crank. Ralston: Hamhock? Bixby: Simp. Ralston: Scrappy Lad? Bixby: Twerp. Ralston: Mr. Negato? Bixby: Egghead. Ralston: Dynaman? Bixby: Pretty-boy. Ralston: Okay, how about Captain Victorious? Bixby: He's just a pushy, moronic egomaniac with bad habits and absurdly good luck! Okay, so Captain Victorious is cool, but other than himm, there's like, no one... Ralston: You sure I'm not cool? Look at this bow tie...
Darsan54 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Bow ties are cool, says Doctor Who.
David Bethke Premium Member over 10 years ago
Considering this strip was first published in 2007, Phil may have been psychic!
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Bill Nye was cool before Matt Smith.
UBBM Premium Member over 10 years ago
The eleventh Doctor would also agree.
FireMedic over 10 years ago
Bow ties from the Les Nessman collection.
MJ J almost 3 years ago
What does “simp” mean?