Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 24, 2012

Every suit has a chinkA missing linkLady Godiva

Rusty Armor by I. P. Daily

Remove the gauntlet before using the Charmin.

Just wait until you see the dismount!

I know that feeling all too welil.

been there, done that

They always told me, “If you don’t go when you gotta go, you’ll find out you already went.”

Make you think about all those suits of armor, doesn’t it? and SWAT uniforms, too…even…pro football uniforms…?

And still another book, “Flooded Bathroom”, by I. P. Freeley.

One more book, “Yellow River” by I. P. Freeley. That guy wrote a ton of books.>>And on the subject of books, how about “Under the Bleachers” by Seymour Butts?

Race to the Outhouse by Willy Maekitt.(Illustrated by Betty Dont)

How to Swim by Ewell Drown

It pays to drive carefully by Ima Copper

Tigers Revenge by Claude Badly

Art of Taxation by Moore, Moore, Moore and Moore

Siberian Skin Diseases by Ivan Awflitch

Oriental Mess by Hu Flung Dung

TRUE SIGN OF WASTED YOUTH, SIR.

Rodney…a tried and true brave Knight(of the chamber pot)

Maid Marian and the “Wizzz” get to see dinner and a show at

“Medieval Times” featuring Lord Of The Tinkle Dance.

Just look at that horse go. He is in as much of a hurry as Rodney, he does not want pooped on.

Looking for “Tim Burr” led me to this CBS News article:http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-500461_162-4832387.html

Hey, when you gotta go you gotta go.

Where is the Censor when he is needed?