Like a joke I heard Jack Carter tell. A man is giving a speech critical of lawyers and proclaims that all lawyers are a—holes. A man in the audience stands up to object. The speaker asks if the man is a lawyer. The man replies saying, no, I’m an a—hole.
Harryfan over 11 years ago
Put him in the bed with the Wizard’s dragon.
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
There went half of the Fink’s teeth.
Hillbillyman over 11 years ago
Off with his head!
tirnaaisling over 11 years ago
Too early in the morning for drunken sailors!
GalleyOar over 11 years ago
The difference between government and a drunken sailor is that a drunken sailor will stop spending $$ when they run out..
Jml58 over 11 years ago
Better a drunk sailor than a sober congress man.
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
It’s too early in the mornin.
ginkens001 over 11 years ago
That was the first thing I thought of when I read the strip, too.
brklnbern over 11 years ago
Like a joke I heard Jack Carter tell. A man is giving a speech critical of lawyers and proclaims that all lawyers are a—holes. A man in the audience stands up to object. The speaker asks if the man is a lawyer. The man replies saying, no, I’m an a—hole.
Neat '33 over 11 years ago
(sigh) Where’s ol’ Henry when ya need ’im ???
Jottem over 11 years ago
What is comical is someone really believing Clinton left a surplus.
freeholder1 over 11 years ago
Another drunk on the government dole. yeah, get rid of those clowns and we’ll save a ton!!!
jbmlaw01 over 11 years ago
Reagan told that joke first.
Phosphoros over 11 years ago
The joke is too subtle… It IS an affront to drunken sailors, who usually don’t even dip into debt when squandering, unlike the empire.