Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 11, 2012

Hey, better in the well than in your beer !

Loon, you cannot fly back in time.

Get a Droid, they’re better anyway.

Maybe Timmy is down there and Lassie is on the way.

Lassie says Timmie needs better parenting and more supervision!

That was probably the best thing that could have happened.

Now it’s notauPhone. Does it float??

And the old joke went..(dude lost a quarter in the

outhouse..then..threw a $100 bill down after it..His friend asked

“Why in the world did you do that?”..Dude says.."You don’t

think I’m going down there just for a quarter?"

Where was this on Saturday? That’s when I found my cell phone in the bottom of the washing machine. It was very clean…

I’ve heard if you get your Iphone/cell phone wet..

put it in a bag of dry rice..It will draw the moisture out of the phone..

wife put hers in the wash. rice didn’t work. sorry.

tried some white rice with my phone … wasn’t tasty. Then brown rice for fiber … not enough content. Fried rice had the best flavor.