Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 12, 2010

NO! They constantly argue about that here on Earth…

Evolved? Must HAVE been hole-ly.

There aren’t any pastries lower than doughnuts.

Is this why some monks are called friars?

Well, according to me there is not much lower pastry than a doughnut, so these guys have not evolved really.

Brewster, just what are you going to do with this information once you get it?

@watcha:

Consume it!

Donuts are certainly not at the top of the food chain.

How about fruitcakes?

The Author of the Holy Recipe said, “Let there be tasty breakfast pastries!”

The only thing lower than a donut is a donut hole, and I’ll bet that’s what’s at the center of their galaxy: a big black donut hole.

All the theories above have holes in them…

a big black donut hole better be chocolate coverd.

Twinkies are lowest form of pastry.

Teaparty Republicans are the lowest form of pastry.

I like the glazed look on Brewster…

The Intelligent Decoration theory is apparently gaining popularity on their planet.

JDG: I thought we were talking about pastries, not low-quality fragile footballs.

Orgelspieler: what the heck is your problem? That was totally unnecessary. Are you just TRYING to instigate a flame war here? At least save it for a political column, i.e. State of the Union.

I wonder if Brewster is going to play devil’s food advocate.

I prefer fried cakes, the precursor of the doughnut. At some point someone said, “Hey, lets put yeast in ‘em!” The rest is history…

Dracip, my grandmother used to make fried cakes for breakfast on their farm. Yummy!!

Better hope the doughnuts don’t get attacked by bagels because they are hole-ey too, and they use cream cheese shmears as weapons!

I think I’d prefer my religion on the Food Network.

But bagels are more hole-ey than donuts. And they can’t be attacked because they have lox on them.

Were they slow baked by a Divine Frier?Or, did they just evolve when the primordial dough was infected by yeast during the global warming?

There are lower pastries????