Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 15, 2010

Garfield has an upset stomach today too.

I’m not surprised Roz’s cooking is bad on a good day….on a bad day it could be lethal aka attack of the killer chili.

BURP!

Keep a clear path to the latrine, and pass the Air-Wick!

After Roz’s chili you need to designate a 100 meter “No Smoking” zone around yourself.

wonder if Roz has won the Terlingua chili cook-off ?

Be careful if it gives you gas, you could blow yourself into orbit.

Alert the has-mat people, and run for cover.

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Roz’s chili will do that.

“Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh! What a relief it is!”

Another satisfied customer of Roz’s diner.

nausea, heartburn, indigestion….upset stomach, diarrea! Yay, pepto bismol!!!!!

I’d say that Shoe’s body is definitely speaking! He’s probably unwilling to listen but several others will probably hear.

GASP

Roz should warn the hospital before serving her Chocolate Catfish Chili…

whmill; No they don’t! Therefore I have definitetly…

If the Doc listened to HIS body in the mirror, it would tell him to lose 130 pounds.

THE BEST CHILI … WHITE WASHED GALVANIZED CORREGATED BUILDING 20 MILES OUTSIDE ANY TEXAS TOWN … ( IF IT HAS BEEN SIMMERING FOR AT LEAST THREE DAYS )

I’m surprised it was even in a condition to be eaten. As I said yesterday, most of Roz’s cooking ends up a black cloud of smoke coming from behind her swinging doors. But, yes, Shoe should know better.

He needs to cut the cheese.

I’ve had her chili. He’s not exaggerating.