Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for November 24, 2015
Transcript:
Delores: Where's Chuck? Allen: I think he's visiting his wife's grave. Delores: Oh. He sure hangs around with the deceased quite a bit... Delores: What do you think he'll do when Banks goes? Stuff him and sit him up at the end of the bar? Banks: Impossible. I don't die. Allen: Boo. Delores: Stop it.
Thomas R. Williams over 8 years ago
It was probably Banks, instead of Jefferson, who helped write the Constitution.
Scoutmaster77 over 8 years ago
I’ve told my family that I’m ok with that as long as they don’t let the cat use me as a scratching post.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
“…hangs around with the deceased quite a bit”??!? Boy, Ms. “Nothing-bad-ever-happened-in-my-life-so-I-can-be-totally-insensitive” Tanzini. Cinch nobody’s gonna wanna stuff you and put you anywhere!