FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 05, 2012

I’ve always hoped they’d try Beirut.

those shows about surviving or race around the world. wish they do something a little bit off track. like survivor syria, or one leg of the race would be through afghanistan to pakistan, or crossing the bering strait from russia to alaska, etc…

I always thought that the best way to do Survivor would be to give them all indestructible, floating cameras, and drop them off at the headwaters of the Amazon.First one to Rio wins.And then you use the GPS locators in the cameras to collect them and try to figure out what happened to all of the losers.

Why do they always have it in the tropical areas? (or at least warm ones) why not have some place snowy for a change?

I did watch Survivor for a time, but after a family crisis, I stopped.

I still watch but it’s not that interesting anymore.

Was it ever interesting? It’s nothing but a bunch of people being mean to each other – I got enough of that during the political campaigns.

The best way to deal with those shows is not to.

… Wait, I thought the History Channel was made up of “reality” shows nowadays. (Ice Road Truckers, anyone?)

The Amazing Race has it’s heartwarming moments, and can be educational at times.