Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. win

    win said, almost 4 years ago

    Armed response.

  2. Lewis Linson

    Lewis Linson said, almost 4 years ago

    Er….really a BB gun will do nicely, and is a lot closer to being legal to own.

  3. William Bednar

    William Bednar GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, go ahead, poop in MY backyard! Make my day!

  4. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, almost 4 years ago

    I’m with the homeowners on this one.

  5. Saskfan

    Saskfan said, almost 4 years ago

    @Lewis Linson

    But I’m sure the NRA would approve of the response.

  6. reese828

    reese828 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Exactly what I was thinking.

  7. Sandor_at_the_Zoo

    Sandor_at_the_Zoo GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    “An armed society is a polite society.” Robert A. Heinlein

  8. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, almost 4 years ago

    Quite the disproportionate response.

  9. Tim

    Tim said, almost 4 years ago

    I walk my dogs AFTER they do their business in MY backyard. Stupid people deserve cannons pointed at them.

  10. Mike H

    Mike H said, over 3 years ago

    Gleerberman enderman..

  11. Seiko

    Seiko said, over 3 years ago

    Onward the poodle ménage !
    Half a yard, half a yard, half a yard more.
    Into the garden of Gleeberman !

  12. angelfiredragon

    angelfiredragon said, over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of a little story I saw in the news awhile back. Someone who was known througout his neighborhood of walking his dog and not cleaning up after it, his dog got his wallet and ate several hundred dollars worth of cash. Later on he did not notice when it leave it on someone’s lawn.

    Once the dog owner realized this he began searching all the place he KNEW his dog had done its business and one of the home owners told him while cleaning up the terds he found cash in them. The dog owner Demanded the cash back, the home owner refused thus the dog owner was going to sue.

    However the home owner washed and cleaned up all the cash and told him he could have it back for a dollar amount that was slightly more than the amount of cash in it. The home owner even billed him for it, said you admitted to your dog leaving this here, you requested it back, I cleaned it up. You are now required to pay.

    It was settled out of court, but lets just say that dog owner always carried a baggie from that day forward.

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