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John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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battle of plattsburgh said, 6 months ago
So, you’re implying that there are Good shop lifters??
Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )
said, 6 months ago
Yeah I got a problem…. This coat jumped out and wrapped a wire around me.
You’ll be hearing from my bailbondsman
Poollady said, 6 months ago
Good shoplifter know how to do it without getting caught
Perkycat said, 6 months ago
No good ones – some are just better at it. Used to work in retail and some of the schemes were brilliant. I always said if only they would put that much effort into doing something good….
angelfiredragon said, 6 months ago
In my state you have to actually leave the store for it to be considered shop lifting, that said the bad ones are like this, the good ones you never know they even did it.
Once upon a time many centuries ago, theivery was considered a legit profession. That being if you were willing to risk a hand being cut off if you did a bad job.
water_moon said, 6 months ago
Theivery is still considered a legit profession, we just call it “business practices” and/or “politics” depending on your poltical leanings.
Fuzzy Thinker (I)
said, 6 months ago
Think of all the expense of security. Imagine everyone being self-disciplined enough to not steal. Ohh… think of all the security people becoming unemployed… My Bad.