Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Wait til she runs out of extension cord. snerk

  2. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, almost 2 years ago

    Comes equipped with an air-bag.

  3. Poollady

    Poollady said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s hard to keep up with the hag next door

  4. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    “Ack! Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!”

  5. mluckie7

    mluckie7 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    My favorite book as a kid was “The Blue-Nosed Witch”. The head witch rode a vacuum!

  6. information

    information said, almost 2 years ago

    ah, technology

  7. Michael Vezie

    Michael Vezie GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    They said, “Slow down, mister, in order to find the truth of life,
    one must see THE WIZARD!”
    I said, “THE WIZARD? Well, where does this wizard, old wise one, live?”
    They said, “You see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill?”
    I said, “Yes, I see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill.
    There’s a big, dark forest between me and the big, green,
    glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill.
    And a little old lady on a Hoover vacuum cleaner going
    ’I’ll get you, my little pretty, and your little dog, Toto, too!‘.
    I don’t even have a little dog, Toto.”
    —Tom T-Bone Stankus

  8. rhonda

    rhonda GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of the Wednesday Witch, one of my favorite books as a girl!

  9. Senex

    Senex said, almost 2 years ago

    @Digital Frog

    Ha-a-ansel?

  10. Popeyes4arm

    Popeyes4arm said, almost 2 years ago

    that sucks

  11. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Senex

    Grett-Tell?

    “Oh sure, I know. But aren’t they all witches inside?”

  12. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    As long as it is much easier to get ’round..

  13. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Much lighter than a Kirby..

  14. Jenna Rose

    Jenna Rose said, almost 2 years ago

    Her ride really sucks!

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