They said, “Slow down, mister, in order to find the truth of life,one must see THE WIZARD!”I said, “THE WIZARD? Well, where does this wizard, old wise one, live?”They said, “You see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill?”I said, “Yes, I see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill.There’s a big, dark forest between me and the big, green,glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill.And a little old lady on a Hoover vacuum cleaner going’I’ll get you, my little pretty, and your little dog, Toto, too!‘.I don’t even have a little dog, Toto.”—Tom T-Bone Stankus
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
Wait til she runs out of extension cord. snerk
battle of plattsburgh over 11 years ago
Comes equipped with an air-bag.
Poollady over 11 years ago
It’s hard to keep up with the hag next door
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
“Ack! Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!”
mluckie7 over 11 years ago
My favorite book as a kid was “The Blue-Nosed Witch”. The head witch rode a vacuum!
Banjo Evans over 11 years ago
ah, technology
mlvezie over 11 years ago
They said, “Slow down, mister, in order to find the truth of life,one must see THE WIZARD!”I said, “THE WIZARD? Well, where does this wizard, old wise one, live?”They said, “You see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill?”I said, “Yes, I see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill.There’s a big, dark forest between me and the big, green,glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill.And a little old lady on a Hoover vacuum cleaner going’I’ll get you, my little pretty, and your little dog, Toto, too!‘.I don’t even have a little dog, Toto.”—Tom T-Bone Stankus
rhonda Premium Member over 11 years ago
Reminds me of the Wednesday Witch, one of my favorite books as a girl!
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
that sucks
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
Grett-Tell?“Oh sure, I know. But aren’t they all witches inside?”
RetroJenny over 11 years ago
Her ride really sucks!