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John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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jimmyh43105
said, 7 months ago
Those rice bags are pretty heavy she must’ve been working out in her free time just for this moment.
ladyellen2 said, 7 months ago
Rice kills birds……it is better to throw birdseed now.
Notsoastute said, 7 months ago
@ladyellen2
That is not true. Rice is eaten by birds in the paddies (field) so why would it kill birds just because it was de-hulled?
Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )
said, 7 months ago
Someone should’ve told him to cancel her CostCo card.
CHAZ.SHIELDS said, 7 months ago
@ladyellen2
Yep, that isn’t true.
Rice may even save the birds lives from starvation if it happens to be a winter wedding when they can’t find other food.
LingeeWhiz said, 7 months ago
“This silly myth pops up periodically, and it is absolutely unfounded,” responded rice expert Mary Jo Cheesman at the USA Rice Federation. Many migrating ducks and geese depend on winter-flooded rice fields each year to fatten up and build strength for their return trek to northern nesting grounds.
Read more at http://www.snopes.com
Mneedle said, 7 months ago
I like rice. And I am not a bird.
battle of plattsburgh said, 7 months ago
How thoughtful of her to bring enough for everyone.
oldpine said, 7 months ago
In cajan country those bags of rice would be concidered a wedding present.
Captain Kitten Bonkers said, 7 months ago
Who is saying the line “It looks like his ex-wife snuck into the receiving line”? Is his ex-wife on stilts?