John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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KA7DRE said, 7 months ago
So THAT’S what they do to you while your out cold before
they operate on you… Just be sure they take inventory on
what goes in comes back out…ie no sponges, gauze,etc.
LingeeWhiz said, 7 months ago
SOME? The breeze is blowing toward a malpractice suit.
LingeeWhiz said, 7 months ago
I wonder how he operates on women?
prfesser said, 7 months ago
He’d have a blizzard with mine.
Perkycat said, 7 months ago
@LingeeWhiz
He gets hair from somewhere – wouldn’t want to operate without testing the breeze.
Popeyes4arm said, 7 months ago
he’s got a mean slice
k_sera said, 7 months ago
Good thing he wasn’t a gynecologist.
Captain Kitten Bonkers said, 7 months ago
That doctor’s hand is super tiny.