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John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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Comments (15) (Please sign in to comment)
JFri said, 12 months ago
And it didn’t???
margueritem
said, 12 months ago
Maybe he should re-think that…
PICTO said, 12 months ago
Kenny’s got a squeeze box, Betty don’t sleep at night.
joe piglet said, 12 months ago
I think she is reaching for the mace to spice things up.
J. Short
said, 12 months ago
I always found that a medley of Weird Al Yankovic to be more effective.
Doctor Toon said, 12 months ago
Was it the accordion that scared Betty off, or the Manilow, or was it just Ken being Ken?
jcm1655 said, 12 months ago
@PICTO
Much better
nighthawks
said, 12 months ago
it was the plaid pants
Arch Stanton said, 12 months ago
Yes! its working! Shes reaching for the handbag where she keeps the condoms.
LingeeWhiz said, 12 months ago
@Arch Stanton
That is why she’s crying.
Stephen Gilberg
said, 12 months ago
Don’t sing about a female dog if you want her in a romantic mood.
comicnut4636 said, 12 months ago
Ah yes, Barry Banananose!
Tigger
said, 12 months ago
Maybe he doesn’t know what she knows,and that’sBarry’s Gay
INGSOC
said, 12 months ago
Get the hint, he is sending you off on your way….!!
win said, 12 months ago
accordians, banjos and bagpipes…what were those people thinking?!