Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. JFri

    JFri said, 12 months ago

    And it didn’t???

  2. margueritem

    margueritem said, 12 months ago

    Maybe he should re-think that…

  3. PICTO

    PICTO said, 12 months ago

    Kenny’s got a squeeze box, Betty don’t sleep at night.

  4. joe piglet

    joe piglet said, 12 months ago

    I think she is reaching for the mace to spice things up.

  5. J. Short

    J. Short said, 12 months ago

    I always found that a medley of Weird Al Yankovic to be more effective.

  6. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, 12 months ago

    Was it the accordion that scared Betty off, or the Manilow, or was it just Ken being Ken?

  7. jcm1655

    jcm1655 said, 12 months ago

    @PICTO

    Much better

  8. nighthawks

    nighthawks said, 12 months ago

    it was the plaid pants

  9. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton said, 12 months ago

    Yes! its working! Shes reaching for the handbag where she keeps the condoms.

  10. LingeeWhiz

    LingeeWhiz said, 12 months ago

    @Arch Stanton

    That is why she’s crying.

  11. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 12 months ago

    Don’t sing about a female dog if you want her in a romantic mood.

  12. comicnut4636

    comicnut4636 said, 12 months ago

    Ah yes, Barry Banananose!

  13. Tigger

    Tigger said, 12 months ago

    Maybe he doesn’t know what she knows,and that’sBarry’s Gay

  14. INGSOC

    INGSOC said, 12 months ago

    Get the hint, he is sending you off on your way….!!

  15. win

    win said, 12 months ago

    accordians, banjos and bagpipes…what were those people thinking?!

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