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John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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Comments (17) (Please sign in to comment)
Thirdguy said, about 1 year ago
Really?
Arch Stanton said, about 1 year ago
I saw this on the web.
margueritem
said, about 1 year ago
Along came a spider…
eddie6192 said, about 1 year ago
Someone’s in for a rude awakening.
Thirdguy said, about 1 year ago
This seems very unlike anything that should be happening at a church.
The J.A.M. said, about 1 year ago
It wouldn’t be necessary if he preached the way he SHOULD preach…
The J.A.M. said, about 1 year ago
That shouldn’t be necessary if he preached the way he SHOULD.
LingeeWhiz said, about 1 year ago
Why do people fall asleep in church? It’s boorriinngg.
INGSOC
said, about 1 year ago
Just kidding, it’s supposed to be fun….
Sharon
said, about 1 year ago
Hmm… maybe I should pretend to fall asleep next time…
Stephen Gilberg
said, about 1 year ago
@The J.A.M.
It’s Sunday morning. No matter what you say, someone’s going to conk out.
ted.hering said, about 1 year ago
Two or three hundred years ago, ushers would bop you on the head with a long stick if you fell alseep in church.
Redbear987 said, about 1 year ago
If this were real (spiders being unpredictable) what would it do?
Jeff0811 said, about 1 year ago
At first, this confused me; I thought the board read sAder seating chart. I then wondered why there were no yamakas (too lazy to look up correct spelling) and then was stained glass. I looked closer and then was even more confused. I would hope the spiders are mechanical at least.
Ather said, about 1 year ago
That counts as lying.