Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 26, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: Table for four! Two couples! Our first real table for four! Let's have the bride-to-be there, and the groom-to-be here! No! Plenty of time for boy-girl, boy-girl later! Let's do girls on one side, boys on the other! Oops! But not with couples facing! Let's do opposited face... then mix'n'match... then boy-girl, boy-girl... switch every ten minutes so everyone can mingle! Boys order, girls set up place cards! Saleswoman: For here to to go? Irving & Dad: To go! Months before the "rehearsal dinner," the mother-of-the-bride-to-be sets the time with the "rehearsal lunch," "rehearsal breakfast," "rehearsal brunch," and the ever popular... "rehearsal cup of coffee."
What the hell is she even talking about?!? Seating in a situation like this is usually couples together. It’s not rocket science — it’s just plain common sense!!!
Irving needs to run far, far away while he still can because if it wasn’t obvious before, it should be now that the nut doesn’t fall far from the nut tree. In other words: like mother . . . like daughter!!! If he still chooses to marry into this bat-sh** crazy family after today, then he’s got absolutely no one to blame but himself if/when things go sideways (and it will because they’re all a bunch of whack-a-doodles)!!!!! :-P
Hi, rgcviper! AACK indeed!!!!! ;-)
Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow Cathy fans. Hope everyone’s been having a really nice weekend so far! :-)