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Dec 1, 2012
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Cathy: Do you like this?
Irving: Great, get it.
Cathy: How about this?
Irving: Great, get it.
Cathy: Is this better?
Irving: Great, get it.
Cathy: Stop saying "Great, get it."!
Irving: Great. Get it. 
Cathy: It's perfect for mom! Isn't it perfect?! Will you put this on hold, please?
Irving: What are you doing?
Cathy: I'm putting it on hold so I can think about it.
Irving: You've been thinking about it for ten minutes! BUY IT!
Cathy: If I buy it, I'll just think about it at home. Better to think about it some more here first.
Irving: You just said it's PERFECT! What's to think about?! 
Cathy: Are you kidding?? There's "pre-buying thinking about it"..."post-buying thinking about it"..."mid-giving thinking about it"...Where I tell her SHE can think about it and exchange it...
Irving: IT'S IN YOUR HAND!! JUST BUY IT! WRAP IT UP! YOU NEVER HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN!!
Cathy: Why wouldn't I want to think about it??!
Irving: AAGH!!
Cathy: When they speak of the romance of the holidays, no one's referring to what happens at the mall.
Dec 3, 2012
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