Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 12, 1995
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Accountant: Filing status: Married or single? Cathy: What about divorced? Accountant: Divorced is the same as single. Are you divorced? Cathy: No. I've never been married, which is why I know that divorced is not the same as single. Divorced people at least have had some wedding gifts to split up! Single people have had to buy every miserable thing ourselves and should not now or ever share the same tax status as someone who got a bridal dress and a free blender!! Accountant: Perhaps we should start with something easier...say, the entire rest of the tax return?