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Nov 24, 1986
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Salesman: Perfect sound. Men love it! Men lust for it! Look! This remote CD player has a 95db signal-to-noise ratio, 95db dynamic range, 5hz frequency response and harmonic distortion of just 0.003%!! This baby takes bass to 26hz with a sub-bass acoustic susension driver!! Front-mounted exponential tweeters blast to 21,500hz! A 38mm voice coil goes to 200 degreees C!! And she's fuse-protected to 200 watts peak! It's endless! Smash the cymbals at 16,000hz! Blow out the sax at 19,500! 20 equalizer controls! Ten VU meters! Audio ecstasy! Reverb one note into a 3-D explosion of pure perfect, digital sound!! Cathy: Do you have any thing that will make my boyfriend listen to me? Man: Can you play keyboard?
Dec 27, 1986
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