Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 24, 1986

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Man: I was going to call! I tried to call! I lost your number! I forgot your last name! Your line was busy! My phone is broken! Your phone is broken! You answering machine is broken! I've been sick! I had a work crisis! A natural disaster! I've been out of town! I was intimidated! I was confused! An older girlfriend resurfaced! ...(Pant, pant) Anything?? Anything at all? (pant, pant)... Cathy: Not even close. Man: My mother is visiting! My grandmother is visiting! I was being coy! My apartment flooded! I had dental surgery! I was robbed! I had food poisoning! I'm being transferred! I've had amnesia! I lost my housekeys! I lost my contacts!