Extremophiles have feet!
They look more like pseudopods. Don’t ask me where the real pods are.
“I’m not touching those socks! I’m extremophile, not crazy!”
That’s just cilia
Oh, sure, that old “If you can survive boiling water, than why can’t you do…….whatever….?” argument…….It gets old after a while…
The socks need to be boiled, too. And the underwear.