The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 30, 2013
Transcript:
Riley: Hello? Yes...who's this? What? You sick punk! Don't you ever call this house with that #&@*, ya hear? I'm Riley Esco, and I don't play dat!!! Oh yeah?! Oh, it's like that, then. Well then I dare you to call up here again with that nonsense! I double dare you, #&@@#, sucka, herb, busta, punk!! Huey: Goodness! Who was that, the klan? Riley: Worse, a telemarketer. And boy are they fun to abuse!
After they start their spiel I always interrupt and say“Can you hold a minute..I’ve got another call on the line?”Then I set the phone down and go make myself a sandwich in the kitchen…