B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. TheSkulker

    TheSkulker GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    Well now, the little bugger has learned some math.

    He may even be applying (gasp) Algebra!

  2. suevanv

    suevanv said, 8 months ago

    87.9% of all statistics are just made up. ;-/

  3. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    It really gets to be fun when your allowance comes from the money that your dad takes from your other pocket, so that every time he gives you another dollar, it costs you an extra dollar and five cents to live.

  4. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 8 months ago

    Statistics can justify almost anything. Breathing is a health hazard as 100% of people that do, eventually don’t survive.

  5. JIm

    JIm said, 8 months ago

    Notice he didn’t say Fox “News”.

  6. rick mcdermott

    rick mcdermott GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    the only time I watch that channel is now with the hockey playoffs

  7. angelfiredragon

    angelfiredragon said, 8 months ago

    I tried that with my boss for my annual review, he said “sorry can’t, need to keep increasing profits” I replied "but the company used to have only a 5% profit margin, now it is 15% and they can’t give us all raises to keep up with inflation he says “If we did that we would be back down to the 5% profit margin again, no can do.”

  8. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, 8 months ago

    It’s better than Fox news…

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 8 months ago

    Time for the father to bring out the chart of living expenses vs the amount of chores the kid does.

  10. Mourdac

    Mourdac said, 8 months ago

    Put one foot in a bucket of boiling water and the other in a bucket of ice cold water and, statistically, you’re comfy.

  11. dflak

    dflak said, 8 months ago

    Figures don’t lie. Liars figure.


    Robert Strange McNamara briefed the Vietnam War this way. “When the bomb tonnage line crosses the body count line …” – Yes, that is what the “S” stands for.

  12. Mark Armstrong

    Mark Armstrong said, 8 months ago

    Watching CNBC does not encourage the critical thinking required for that graph. If you want to stop this sort of behavior, put the kid in a public school.

  13. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    I like that. I had a similar talk with my oldest son who figured his allowance was too low. I asked what he thought it should be. He said $5/week. I asked what extra chores he was going to do around the house to earn it. Horrified look Then I told him I knew how he could make $12/week. We have three bathrooms . . . . He left and I never heard any more about allowance raises.

  14. raalden

    raalden said, 8 months ago

    Nobody should be allowed to watch any of the NBCs. Makes you stupid enough to be a democrap.

  15. Skywatcher68

    Skywatcher68 said, 8 months ago

    Continuing from yesterday:
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    Redkaycei Repoc said, about 22 hours ago

    @Skywatcher68

    Could you please document this? Oh, you heard it on FoX? Then it must be true…..
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    Faux News? Get real! It’s from an actual California newspaper a few years ago.

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