B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart


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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.
    He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in my casket with me.
    I want to take my money to the afterlife.”

    His wife, who actually did love him despite his ways, promised him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all his money in his casket with him.

    On the day of his funeral, his now widow, dressed in black, and accompanied by her closest friend, put a shoe box in her late husband’s casket at the end of his service.

    The sextons then closed the casket and rolled it away.

    Her friend said, “I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all his money in the casket.”

    The widow said, “Yes, I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put his money in his casket with him, and I did.”

    “Every cent?”

    “Yes. I got all his money together, put it into my account, wrote him a cheque, and you just saw me place that cheque into his casket.”

  2. filhodeangola

    filhodeangola said, over 3 years ago

    Your comment is better than the strip!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago


    Would that be a ‘cheque, mate?’

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Nice play!

  5. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago

    Or, here in the States, a check!

  6. WillardMBaker

    WillardMBaker said, over 3 years ago

    I’m 64-years old and that joke about the cheque is MUCH older than I. Just hope the cheque doesn’t bounce.

  7. Don Pippin

    Don Pippin said, over 3 years ago


    You young squirt, I am 77 years old and it was made up just after they discovered DIRT!!!

  8. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    bobby brown.

  9. neatslob

    neatslob said, over 3 years ago


    Ok, then here’s another:

    Another miserly man was lying on his deathbed. He was not a very nice man, and had made most of his money by cheating people – customers, business partners, rivals. The only person who still stood by him was his loving wife.

    “Listen,” he told her, “I want you to put all of my money in bags and put them in the attic over my head. That way when my spirit rises up to heaven I can grab them on the way.”

    “I don’t think it works that way,” she told him. But he insisted, and so she did as he asked.

    Soon the man passed away, and for a few days the wife was swept up with doctors and lawyers and funeral arrangements. When things settled down a bit, the widow went up to he attic, and there sat the bags of money, just as she knew they would be.

    She shook her head and sighed, and said, “I knew I should have put them in the basement.”

  10. Lewis Linson

    Lewis Linson said, over 3 years ago


    Hey….not bad at all. How about the one about the preacher that was visiting a dying wealthy patient…trying to convince him to give his money to the church…..his argument: If you can’t take it with you, send it ahead.

  11. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago


    That would make him a sole brother.

  12. Karaboo2

    Karaboo2 said, over 3 years ago

    That pen is full of lost soles.

  13. TheWildSow

    TheWildSow said, over 3 years ago

    @J. Short

    A Funk Sole Brother (right about now)?

  14. goweeder

    goweeder said, over 3 years ago


    Your story was so funny that I just HAD to copy and paste it into my email box so that I could send it on to all my friends and family. Hope you don’t mind.

  15. goweeder

    goweeder said, over 3 years ago

    “I think they’re running out of material….”
    They don’t NEED new material; they have us to make comments for the entertainment of all (except the trolls!)

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