B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    Apropos of nothing in the strip; but I got a smile out of it.

    A policeman pulled a man over for speeding and asked him to get out of his car.
    After looking the man over he said, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
    The man got really indignant and replied, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    re: alexikakos

    Good one.

    If the guy pulled over is that fast in his brain, chances are he’s not intoxicated.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Bazinga!
    Funnier than the strip … oh, excuse me, apparently I can’t complain about the strip without being flagged!

  4. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Well…. Bruno’s right this time.

  5. phelpsgates

    phelpsgates said, almost 2 years ago

    Can somebody explain this strip? Or is it even worth explaining?

  6. bluskies

    bluskies said, almost 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Letterman and Leno need you! (so does Mastroianni).
    The lighter weight means it only takes six reindeer to pull the sleigh, justifying the additional upfront cost with the long-term savings in salary and other expenses resulting from the 25% reduction of the labor force. It’s the corporate way.

  7. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 2 years ago

    @bluskies

    It’s a 33% reduction. Remember, there are nine reindeer ever since Rudolph came aboard!

  8. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 2 years ago

    What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?
    Beer Nuts are $1.39. Deer nuts are under a buck!

  9. bluskies

    bluskies said, almost 2 years ago

    @AshburnStadium

    Rudolph was just a temporary hire, brought in to save the day one foggy night. History proves it.

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    A skunk, a deer and a giraffe were leaving a bar.
    The bartender says, ‘Hey, who’s going to pay for the drinks?’
    The skunk says, ‘Sorry, but all I have is a scent.’
    The deer says , ‘All I have is a buck .. but I’m expecting a little doe next week.’
    ‘Well,’ says the giraffe, walking back to the bar, ‘I guess the hi-balls are on me!’

  11. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, almost 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    My ex told me this one?
    What’s the difference between a giraffe and a JCB?
    A JCB has hydraulics…

  12. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, almost 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Feel your pain. I get flagged a lot on Minimum Security. Apparently it’s OK for the creator of that strip to advocate the overthrowing of almost everything, but heaven help you if you should disagree. Evidently free speech is only allowed there if you support the almost seditious diatribe of her and her supporters and not if you are trying to have a dialogue with them.

    Sorry, my inner troll is tugging hard on it’s leash today.

  13. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, almost 2 years ago

    Male Raindeer are bucks…Only the males lose their antlers in the winter…

  14. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    no guts, no glory. laughadophilous!

  15. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @AshburnStadium

    ark ark!

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