Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer

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  1. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Hey, it could work. Might take a few decades, but it could work.

  2. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, about 2 years ago

    I would suggest a spicey dinner. That way, you can reply to her rejection with a loud wind breakage, punctuated with an enormous burp.

  3. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, about 2 years ago

    I was on a date once…….

  4. ekw

    ekw said, about 2 years ago

    someday, a woman will reject him after he leaves in the morning.

  5. lisapaloma13

    lisapaloma13 said, about 2 years ago

    @jmcx4

    (He says) “Oh, I was supposed to wait until after the rejection?”

  6. Doriation

    Doriation GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Poor Rick! Scott – is he REALLY this hopeless?? :-)

  7. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, about 2 years ago

    This method has worked for me so far, 25 years and going strong. Hopefully it will be another 25 years before she realizes she could have done better. By then it will be too late, Bwa-ha-ha. My plan is working.

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