Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for October 26, 2015
Transcript:
Private Frankie, reporting from the front, sir! Go ahead, Private. We managed to sabotage the enemy's weapon of mass destruction, sir. Excellent news, private Frankie! There is another problem, sir. She has managed to lure a number of our men away. What?! How? She has nuts, sir. Dang! Filberts, sir. Unsalted! Double Dang!
Proven fack; salted nuts/legumes/squirrel food will kill their kidneys when a .22 short round will be more merciful. But squirrel stew is mighty tasty with a lil’ salt and pepper. Odd how the circle of life circles like it do.