Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, over 3 years ago

    Tell it like it is Alley!

    After all, maybe Wizer deserved to be punished for his scheme, but Guz may have a bit too far.

    Yep.

    This is getting good, Oopsters!

  2. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, over 3 years ago

    Oop and many others have been in the Pit in years past, and they eventually get out, no worse for wear. Same thing will happen with the Wizer. Hard to say why he’s calling for help, he knows very well what the Pit is all about, having been in there several times in years past.

  3. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, over 3 years ago

    Wonder why that Moovian is wearing a long robe? Never seen anyone there ever wear anything like that. Also seems to be carrying a bound book and wearing a tie…Hmmm.

  4. Rangers Fan

    Rangers Fan said, over 3 years ago

    “Wizer is in a bad way. No food or drink and no place to go.”
    .
    Gee … try to imagine Wjzer’s new pets with all the chomped up and smushed arms, legs and heads of the men, women, and children at Moo’s village.
    .
    Yeah, Wizer does not deserve this … boil him in oil instead.

  5. Fuddy Duddy

    Fuddy Duddy said, over 3 years ago

    @Wootietoot

    Lawyer? Moovian Civil Liberties Union?

  6. dheine1971

    dheine1971 said, over 3 years ago

    Is Guz Crazy or not? Your opinion, please…

  7. davidf42

    davidf42 said, over 3 years ago

    No. I don’t think Guz is crazy. What the Wizer did is inexcusable. The King is obligated to punish the criminal somehow. What other punishment does he have available? Flogging? Banishment? Death?

  8. davidf42

    davidf42 said, over 3 years ago

    @Wootietoot

    Good catch, Wootietoot. I was wondering about the long robe, too. But I didn’t notice the book. Your suggestion about a lawyer is feasible.

  9. Pelerin Galimatias

    Pelerin Galimatias said, over 3 years ago

    I thought that the person walking by was a woman.

  10. APersonOfInterest

    APersonOfInterest said, over 3 years ago

    It is a man with a long robe and necktie and he appears to have a book clutched to his chest … by his left arm. I’m guessing he’s a lawyer!

  11. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, over 3 years ago

    Good Morning Benders and readers of Alley Oop. King Guz needs a hand dandy Homer Simpson certificate of non-
    craziness. Homer’s was for not insane. Certicate could read ‘This certifys that King Guz is not crazy.’ Umpa would have to sign it as queen. But would she?

  12. Fuddy Duddy

    Fuddy Duddy said, over 3 years ago

    @APersonOfInterest

    No reason why a woman can’t be a lawyer, or wear a tie. ;-)

  13. Thomas Creighton

    Thomas Creighton said, over 3 years ago

    maybe the king should have talked to the wizers wife to keep him in line and out of trouble

  14. exturk

    exturk said, over 3 years ago

    An OSHA violation – an open pit with no guardrails around it?
    Anyone could fall in!

  15. Estrelita Phillips

    Estrelita Phillips said, over 3 years ago

    @Thomas Creighton

    Re: Talking to Wizer’s wife – I think that Wizer does not have a wife – and that is probably about 98% of his problem! Wizer needs to spice up his life with a little romance. What Guz needs to do is assign a female guard at the pit – and give Wizer a good reason to become interested in activities OTHER than skulduggery!

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