Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Or Dr. Phil.

  2. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    This is one of Agnes’ great talents….
    thinking up supremely unlikely disasters to fret about… or even to take extreme precautions to prevent.


    I’m sure she has many 3-ring binders full of her drawings and scribbled musings on, say,
    fences she should build to protect herself from runaway rhinoceroses…
    and Russian phrases she might need if she picks up the phone and it’s Vladimir Putin.


    But not tomorrow’s arithmetic homework.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Agnes should work in advertising…the skill of coming up with solutions to problems that don’t really exist and inventing devices for made up problems.

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    what’d you say? hey, i don’t stutter, whisper or bite my tongue, your ears must flap.

  5. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 1 year ago

    what if she gets an ear cramp????????

  6. jimmyh43105

    jimmyh43105 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Reminds me of Restless Leg Syndrome. Come on, someone seriously decided that was an issue?

  7. listmom

    listmom said, over 1 year ago

    The phrase “winking like a methed-up bar queen” is just one reason I love this strip!

  8. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Order the new workout video, Yoga for Eyelids; operators are standing by.

  9. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I’m wondering how Agnes is familiar with the winking techniques of “a method-up bar queen.”

  10. ironhand

    ironhand said, over 1 year ago

    So inappropriate. Where are these kids hanging out that the know what a “methed up bar queen” looks like? Seriously. I can be there in an hour.

  11. Dani Rice

    Dani Rice GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @jimmyh43105

    As some one who suffers from it, yes, it is a real problem. Your legs begin to twitch and then actually kick. You can’t sleep and neither can your partner. Anti-convulsants are the only thing that helps. AND, it has been documented as a medical condition since the 1300s.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Should a cramp in the muscles controlling the eye lids it could be a problem. I have never heard of it but that means nothing if it has to someone somewhere some time.

  13. jimmyh43105

    jimmyh43105 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Dani Rice

    Well, I feel like quite the jerk now. I’m sorry to hear that.

  14. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    There is something called blepharospasm which causes the eyelids to twitch or close. Sometimes it’s hard for people with this to keep their eyes open. So, can’t drive. They use botox injections to treat it.

  15. Hunter7

    Hunter7 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    darn. Others have taken my thoughts…. Oh! Would that be an Agnes ailment? Thought stealers? Oh definitely!!
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