Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    S’not funny, Agnes.

  2. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 4 months ago

    Well, whether the goings-on of Agnes’ nose are plural or individual, tandem or solo, one-off or repetitive,
    you have to admit,,,
    it IS a singular nose.

    Always.

    A very singular nose.

  3. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 4 months ago

    One day the landscape is bare, the next day it’s covered in snow.
    This strip must take place in the same setting as Thomas Mann’s novel “The Magic Mountain”.

  4. Thomas Scott Roberts

    Thomas Scott Roberts said, 4 months ago

    Why is it a sniff, and not a sniffle? That’s still singular.

  5. rshive

    rshive said, 4 months ago

    A sniffle is a mini-sniff, defined by the volume of air that one (cannot) inhale. A sniff is more normally sized, characterized by a larger volume of absent air. It’s all in the manual.

  6. J. Short

    J. Short said, 4 months ago

    Since it’s not running: perhaps a trot of snot.

  7. J. Short

    J. Short said, 4 months ago

    Or meandering of mucous.

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    Agnes is trying to avoid the obvious.

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    Who nose?

  10. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

    @rshive

    From the Latin “snifula,” right?

  11. eric sanders

    eric sanders said, 4 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Wherefore the good Lord be thanked…

  12. eric sanders

    eric sanders said, 4 months ago

    @rshive

    Oh, yeah – right! Here it is – page 16, third para…

  13. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 4 months ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    It is always possible the reports of the life and times of Agnes The Great are not strictly chronological, hence we see her in the classroom one instant and before the principal the next.
    -
    Let us rejoice that career prospects just throw themselves in front of her. Perhaps someday, our societal benefits will depend on the regulations she writes with such precision.
    -
    Just like Agnes, our future is rosy.

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