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   simpsonfan2 said, 4 months ago

   Calvin would probably claim aliens took his pencil.
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   pschearer said, 4 months ago

   God wants her to fail.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 4 months ago

   Even God can get uptight dealing with certain Earthlings.
   At least, He doesn’t smoke!
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   rshive said, 4 months ago

   God was probably nervous about the test too.
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   Dani Rice said, 4 months ago

   God provides the cow. You provide the bucket.
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   UncaJim said, 4 months ago

   @ Dani Rice

   But you still need a lot of ‘pull’ to get the job done !
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

   So this is what happens when you don’t tie up your camel? It gets away.
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   Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.
   An Arabic proverb.
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   Quartermain MILLER said, 4 months ago

   @SUSAN NEWMAN

   Leave smoking to Lucifer.
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   Quartermain MILLER said, 4 months ago

   @Night-Gaunt49

   “I’d walk a mile for a Camel”.
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    mdalton said, 4 months ago

    I don’t know, I’ll bet Old Testament God has chewed on a few pencils. Probably broken a bunch too. In fact, I bet He’s been known to throw furniture and put His fist through walls.
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    DavidHuieGreen said, 4 months ago

    Just because it came from Heaven doesn’t mean Thomas didn’t use it first, kept doubting his answers on the test. (It wouldn’t be heaven without tests, would it?)
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    Then on to the latest joke. Well, okay, it’s an old joke:
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    The city police came to a man’s house, explained it was about to flood so they had a bus to carry him to safety.
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    He responded, “The Lord will provide.”
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    They went away to save those who would listen.
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    Before long the flood had reached his second floor. The Coast Guard came by in a boat, offering to carry him to safety.
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    Again he confidently assured them, “The Lord will provide.”
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    A short time later, he was sitting on the roof of his house when a helicopter flew over and lowered a rope. Once again he waved them off, depending on the providence of a loving Lord.
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    The water rose higher and he finally drowned. Upon reaching Heaven he demanded the Lord explain why He didn’t provide help for him.
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    The Lord responded, “I SENT A BUS, A BOAT AND A HELICOPTER. HOW MUCH MORE DID YOU WANT?”
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    Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

    If she looked for the Holy Grail, she’d disregard the wooden cup for a golden chalice. And then get even uglier.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    @Stephen Gilberg

    You can never find the Grail Cup if you search for it. It has to come to you.
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    Hunter7 said, 4 months ago

    Don’t all chewed pencils go to Heaven?
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