Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 2 years ago

    Calvin would probably claim aliens took his pencil.

  2. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    God wants her to fail.

  3. rshive

    rshive said, over 2 years ago

    God was probably nervous about the test too.

  4. Dani Rice

    Dani Rice GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    God provides the cow. You provide the bucket.

  5. Unca Jim

    Unca Jim said, over 2 years ago

    @ Dani Rice

    But you still need a lot of ‘pull’ to get the job done !

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    So this is what happens when you don’t tie up your camel? It gets away.
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    Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.
    An Arabic proverb.

  7. Quartermain MILLER

    Quartermain MILLER said, over 2 years ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    Leave smoking to Lucifer.

  8. Quartermain MILLER

    Quartermain MILLER said, over 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    “I’d walk a mile for a Camel”.

  9. mdalton

    mdalton GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I don’t know, I’ll bet Old Testament God has chewed on a few pencils. Probably broken a bunch too. In fact, I bet He’s been known to throw furniture and put His fist through walls.

  10. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 2 years ago

    Just because it came from Heaven doesn’t mean Thomas didn’t use it first, kept doubting his answers on the test. (It wouldn’t be heaven without tests, would it?)
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    Then on to the latest joke. Well, okay, it’s an old joke:
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    The city police came to a man’s house, explained it was about to flood so they had a bus to carry him to safety.
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    He responded, “The Lord will provide.”
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    They went away to save those who would listen.
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    Before long the flood had reached his second floor. The Coast Guard came by in a boat, offering to carry him to safety.
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    Again he confidently assured them, “The Lord will provide.”
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    A short time later, he was sitting on the roof of his house when a helicopter flew over and lowered a rope. Once again he waved them off, depending on the providence of a loving Lord.
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    The water rose higher and he finally drowned. Upon reaching Heaven he demanded the Lord explain why He didn’t provide help for him.
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    The Lord responded, “I SENT A BUS, A BOAT AND A HELICOPTER. HOW MUCH MORE DID YOU WANT?”

  11. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, over 2 years ago

    If she looked for the Holy Grail, she’d disregard the wooden cup for a golden chalice. And then get even uglier.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Tom Flapwell

    You can never find the Grail Cup if you search for it. It has to come to you.

  13. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, over 2 years ago

    Don’t all chewed pencils go to Heaven?

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