I have to compete in the king's tournament, Kaspar! How could you forget where you put my lance? You're my squire! And no, IU cannot use this thing instead! Why not? Just think about how cool it would be if you won with a toothpick!
I was going to suggest snapping off Kaspar’s twiglike arm to use as a lance, but it’s so bendy it might not do any better.
Wulff & Morgenthaler
I was going to suggest snapping off Kaspar’s twiglike arm to use as a lance, but it’s so bendy it might not do any better.