Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 10, 2022

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Raising the ante

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    seanfear  almost 2 years ago

    I just realized the fink got knees

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    DaveG1960  almost 2 years ago

    Good one……

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    First the gold, then the spell. No returns. Business as usual.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If you want to butter him up, you first have to grease his palm.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Fink! Don’t you dare put the Wiz in the dungeon…or you’ll never have rain…

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    J. R. M.   almost 2 years ago

    Not the best time, but the most effective; so, actually, yeah, it IS the best time.

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    Yakety Sax  almost 2 years ago

    “Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.” W. C. Fields

    “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.” Johnny Carson

    “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” Henny Youngman

    “Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit.” Lee Marvin

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  almost 2 years ago

    I love the rainmaker story told (sung) by “The Fifth Dimension.”


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    cocavan11  almost 2 years ago

    I expected his response to be “I knew no such camel.”

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    Timing is everything in these situations.

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    chris.lemarie  almost 2 years ago

    For some reason, the Fink reminds me of Jake Blues / John Belushi begging for his life in front of Carrie Fisher in the tunnel…

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    brklnbern  almost 2 years ago

    Seems like great timing to me.

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    pchemcat  almost 2 years ago

    Perfect timing Wiz.

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