The paddles are 34" long, falling a little short of the recommended 6’ social distancing for a pair. On the plus side, they do have drain holes for taste testing that you can insert pieces of TP. Waving in loving affection the most valued substance in America. Kind of like how diamond engagement rings used to be given when people could touch each other.
The paddles are 34" long, falling a little short of the recommended 6’ social distancing for a pair. On the plus side, they do have drain holes for taste testing that you can insert pieces of TP. Waving in loving affection the most valued substance in America. Kind of like how diamond engagement rings used to be given when people could touch each other.