Tom Toles for September 28, 2005
Transcript:
Man: Hello, children. I am your vice principal. Here to introduce the theory of 'intelligent hurricanes.' Some say that large hurricanes are too organized to arise on their own. What are the chances that inert air molecules would join together to spin around a central 'eye'? A perfect system hundreds of miles across suggests a more purposeful explanation. God hates red states. Character: Just a theory, like any other.