Tom Toles for August 03, 2003
Transcript:
Woman: It's her third wedding, and his fifth. She's marrying him for his money. Man: He's marrying her for the sex. Woman: She cheated on all her spouses. Man: So did he. Woman: It will last less than a year. Man: But at least they're not gay. Ah, tradition. Tom: Keeping the sanctity in sanctimonious.