Tom Toles for November 19, 2002
Transcript:
Saddam Hussein: Welcome to Iraq. UN Weapons inspector: Pleased to meet you, Saddam. Hussein: Oh, I'm not Saddam. I'm a decoy Saddam. This is the real Saddam. Inspector: Hi, I'm... Saddam decoy: I'm not the real Saddam either. This is the real Saddam. Inspector: Whatever. Actually I'm here to look at weapons sites. Do any of you have the list? First Saddam: Here! But it isn't the real one. Inspector: We may have to kill you after all. First Saddam: You mean him.